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from “FAQ” by Ben Doyle (from Conjunctions): FAQ Is it true that the meat of the hammerhead shark is poisonous? Thank you for your question. It is only a rumor that the hammerhead is poisonous. In fact, the head of the hammerhead is delirious over wild rice. But it does bruise easy. The bread of the hammerhead is shaped like a loaf of french bread. The brain of a man is more like a pastry. Then there are the braids of insects (which replicate the insects themselves on exposure) and birds (which have hollow bones, one can breathe through them into the soda). Enough bone can certainly be poisonous, especially during erection. Cartilage is catching on. Some babies wear it between their softspots. A galleon made of cartilage would surely float. I try to concentrate on my cartilage and feel nothing. This is incredible.

from “FAQ” by Ben Doyle (from Conjunctions):


FAQ
Is it true that the meat of the hammerhead shark is poisonous?

 Thank you for your question. It is only a rumor that the hammerhead is poisonous. In fact, the head of the hammerhead is delirious over wild rice. But it does bruise easy. The bread of the hammerhead is shaped like a loaf of french bread. The brain of a man is more like a pastry. Then there are the braids of insects (which replicate the insects themselves on exposure) and birds (which have hollow bones, one can breathe through them into the soda).

Enough bone can certainly be poisonous, especially during erection. Cartilage is catching on. Some babies wear it between their softspots. A galleon made of cartilage would surely float. I try to concentrate on my cartilage and feel nothing. This is incredible.

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