from Addressing The Followers the Day After My End-of-the-World Prophecy Failed to Come True, by Brian Dunn, via McSweeney’s:
First, let me say I’m pleased that so many of you have chosen to remain on the compound after the setback we were dealt yesterday. I like to think it’s more than just being stripped of your worldly possessions that keeps you all here. And though I had hoped to be addressing you from the right hand of God following our collective ascension into his kingdom, I instead find myself on this makeshift podium constructed by our very own Mim and Pur. Thanks for the quick work this morning, guys. Let’s have a hand for Mim and Pur, everyone.
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completely ridiculous! Ha!
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